I know, I know, I know...

I know why this blog doesn't get a lot of hits - for one I don't post very often and for two when I do it's loooooooooong ass posts that few people even get through. Well shocker, the two are related- I seldom feel like posting a short three liner is worth it. However that seems to be what people want. Short, sharp, shock - dig it?

Okay, I dig it! So here they come...